Saturday, August 17, 2013

A Generic Letter for the Future Missionary

Are you thinking of serving a mission of any kind for any church at all? Is the only thing that's stopping you the dread of writing all those letter home to explain how your life is going? Well that's incredibly stupid of you, but I have been there my friend, I have been there. Fortunately for you, and for past tense me, I was given a solution to this very problem by my good friend Elder Casey Wilson at the very beginning of my mission, and because I am such a giving caring person I will release this gift to set at ease the hand cramped, brain stumped p-day missionaire!  The following should satisfy any obnoxious friend sitting at home by the mailbox waiting for your response.


Dearest ____________,                                                                                      __/__/__
             I think you are ___________.
             The temperature never has been ___________. 
             _________ got angry with me until __________. 
             I ate ________ the other day, I thought it was __________. Have you ever eaten _________? Did you like it? ________ thought it was _________. 
             I was knocking on doors _________ and ran into ________________. How _______ is that!? 
              My mission is _________, I am so _________ that ___________ forced me to come out here, aren't you? 
               Last week my _________ was acting up, so I had to spend ___ days to get it working. 
               How are things back home in ________,__? I would imagine they are going _______ what with _________, _________, _________, and all. 
                I was reading ________ a while back and though it was _________. Have you ever thought that _______ was so _________? How ______! 
                 Anyways ______________ is telling me that we nee to go to ___________ to ________.
           Please send some _________ soon!
           Have a wonderful __________
                                                                         _________,
                                                                                           ____________

Friday, January 25, 2013

Meet Brad, and His Burdens!

Just who is this Brad fellow anyway?

Great question!  I am, in fact, quite the complicated individual.  Being in my mid 20's means that I have had a staggering number of moments that make up me, and while I would love to write it all down and force you to spend the next 25 years reading about it, I decided that it may be better to condense it all down to a few simple facts that will get the point across. Hence the following BRILLIANT video.

Actually the video is not brilliant at all, it's quite simple and flawed. Just like the hill people! Never the less, this is what you're getting and you'd better like it.



Stay tuned til next time when we discuss whether or not people think I'm a serial killer!