Are you thinking of serving a mission of any kind for any church at all? Is the only thing that's stopping you the dread of writing all those letter home to explain how your life is going? Well that's incredibly stupid of you, but I have been there my friend, I have been there. Fortunately for you, and for past tense me, I was given a solution to this very problem by my good friend Elder Casey Wilson at the very beginning of my mission, and because I am such a giving caring person I will release this gift to set at ease the hand cramped, brain stumped p-day missionaire! The following should satisfy any obnoxious friend sitting at home by the mailbox waiting for your response.
Dearest ____________, __/__/__
I think you are ___________.
The temperature never has been ___________.
_________ got angry with me until __________.
I ate ________ the other day, I thought it was __________. Have you ever eaten _________? Did you like it? ________ thought it was _________.
I was knocking on doors _________ and ran into ________________. How _______ is that!?
My mission is _________, I am so _________ that ___________ forced me to come out here, aren't you?
Last week my _________ was acting up, so I had to spend ___ days to get it working.
How are things back home in ________,__? I would imagine they are going _______ what with _________, _________, _________, and all.
I was reading ________ a while back and though it was _________. Have you ever thought that _______ was so _________? How ______!
Anyways ______________ is telling me that we nee to go to ___________ to ________.
Please send some _________ soon!
Have a wonderful __________
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